They do often go the wrong way, and I know two people who were hit and sent to the hospital. Nevertheless, still a good night subject for yours truly. This was shot by panning with the bike as it went by. On the other hand, I once read that the most dangerous job in NYC was bike messenger. I always thought they’d make a good subject for a documentary. The only film I know about them was with Kevin Bacon (Quicksilver) which not only features Kevin Bacon (not your typical bike messenger) but takes place in San Francisco and was an awful movie.
I almost became a bike messenger at one point in my life when I couldn’t think of anything else to do and was out of money (I was about 22) but was talked out of it by an uncle who got me a job as a can carrier in a film processing lab. (There’s a Jerry Lewis film about that). It was a very simple job, but like Jerry Lewis I didn’t fare well at it. I would be given a stack of big pancake like silver cans to bring from one place to another through dark underground tunnels. I spoiled some film one day when I tripped and one of the cans opened. That didn’t get me fired because it was a union job and my uncle knew the head of the local.
After a week or so, my eyes got used to the dark tunnels and I was able to make my way around with the teetering stacks of film cans, but then I opened a door to a processing room that had a flashing red light which I didn’t see since the cans were stacked so high, and that got me sent to the union leaders office which was a gigantic office. You opened the door and had to travel a few miles to get to the guys desk. And sitting behind the desk was the biggest guy (outside of a circus) I had ever seen in a suit that was bursting at the seams chatting on the phone. He just looked up at me finally still talking into the phone and beckoned with big beefy hands to me: Hey kid, you had betta watch your step. If not for your uncle you’d be outa here.
Yes sir.
And then he went back to his phone conversation.
What I remember most about the job was the dispatcher who was a a fat ugly woman who cursed like a sailor and tried to pinch me every time I walked by her desk, which was often and I was always with the cans. A million years later in another life I remember her name (Rita) and her eyes which had turned into mole eyes after decades in the dark. The jobs some people had there. The big job was to check that the colors were right in film reproductions. There was a room with several projectors that were playing movies and t.v. shows upside down, hour after hour.
During the week I was there, they had a big order to make copies of the show Bonanza for the Japanese market, and for nearly a week there were eight guys in a big room (they all smoked), each watching upside down episodes of Bonanza with Japanese subtitles (also upside down) and the sound off looking for color errors in the prints. Can you imagine that? Like some sort of torture.
I can’t imagine I was there for more than a few weeks, but can’t remember whether I was eventually fired or left. Probably the latter. Yes, I left because I remember Rita making fun of me for quitting. From there I got my job as a busboy at the City Squire Hotel. That’s another story that has nothing to do with bike messengers, though it still involved carrying large amounts of flat circular objects from one spot to another.
What I remember from that job was that the short order cook was usually drunk, and although he never knew who the plates were going to, he would randomly spit in the food. But that’s a story for another day.